The bearded snail is a small snail who lives in an undisclosed cave somewhere on the right side of the earth, where it's nice. the bearded snail is a prolific blogger and amazing man-snail who happens to be the only snail in existence with a bountiful and luscious beard. The bearded snail does not use product placement and will not be sharing his shampooing product use or routines with the world.
Thursday, October 22, 2009
I hate being the only snail with a beard
I just wish it wasn't always; "hey dude, what's that hanging from your face?" or, "Yuck! what the hell is that? Are you contagious?" *sigh* Maybe god's just jealous.
i know im jealous.
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