Snail-tale

Well hello devoted, rabid and crazy fans. I am finally using some of my precious time to keep a blog, so you can all stay up-to-date with my happenings and amazing interesting life as a bearded snail. Some of you may think this is a means of tracking the bearded snail down and capturing him to utilize some of his powers... Well to any of you who thought this, I have news for you; you will never find my hidden cave or capture me. Even if you could do both these things, you would never have the intelligence or technology to utilize my powers for your own use. So just enjoy my blog and if you can find them, my hidden messages sprawled across the internet and city side streets.