The bearded snail is a small snail who lives in an undisclosed cave somewhere on the right side of the earth, where it's nice. the bearded snail is a prolific blogger and amazing man-snail who happens to be the only snail in existence with a bountiful and luscious beard. The bearded snail does not use product placement and will not be sharing his shampooing product use or routines with the world.
Monday, October 19, 2009
This is what happens when I go out. Assholes come up to me and poke me in the goddamn eye! I hate humans sometimes.
That experience is never as bad as when I feel like wearing my beard-bow out on a pretty spring day, and other male-snails think I'm a pretty lady-snail. Here is what that looks like:
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