the bearded snail

The bearded snail is a small snail who lives in an undisclosed cave somewhere on the right side of the earth, where it's nice. the bearded snail is a prolific blogger and amazing man-snail who happens to be the only snail in existence with a bountiful and luscious beard. The bearded snail does not use product placement and will not be sharing his shampooing product use or routines with the world.